Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Bring Back Tesco Value!

c.1993-April 2012    
Tesco has swapped its iconic Value range for the all-new all-crappy Everyday Value
"Look this is the cheap one!"
Just another product.
It is, in my opinion at least, a sad day for decent, clear design. The classic blue and white stripes were easily identifiable and clearly said "look this is the cheap one! You want to save money? Buy me!" Its replacement, Everyday Value, is bang on packaging trend with its vaduely natural brown-paper look, but that's where its problem lies- it blends in. I also don't think much of the design aesthetically, it's cluttered and confusing with its little drawings of vaguely related stuff. In the words of Angela Wright, colour psychologist, "blue and white stripes were to the point, blue communicates reliability, trustworthiness, clarity. But these colours are all over the place; there's no recognisable message. Customers learn a colour strategy and what it means, and they become quite discombobulated [brilliant word] if it changes."

Value was an icon, Tesco need to realise this- I can't see the new range being recycled humorously like value has been:
Banksy
Joke card

Oi! Tesco, sort yourselves out.

And so I'm starting a little campaign thing- to ressurect the brand- it's quite simple, I want you to print these onto some sticker paper, write in the names of products, go to your local Tesco's and go mental on all the everyday value products! And whilst you're at it, stick one of these to the front door of the shop!

More:
BBC
Independent (which is where the Angela Wright quote was found)

Monday, 23 April 2012

St. George, Shakespeare, Cervantes, ZX Spectrum.

Feast DayBirthday & anniversary of death
Birthday (if you use Greg's calendar)
Birthday

I was going to draw a themed cartoon- St George and Don Quixote killing a dragon whilst a Shakespeare character uses a ZX Spectrum, or something. But, alas, I can't draw dragons.

Monday, 16 April 2012

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Screw Blogger

Tumblr's where it's at!
(that's a link to my newtumblr bloggy jobby!)

Friday, 3 February 2012

God it's cold...

... today- I was a-doodlin in the steamed-up, condensationy windows of the bus when I realised it was ice at the edges. Brrrr...

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Cumberfact.

Martin Freeman, John Watson to Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock Holmes calls Benedict Cumberbatch [who has too fantastic a name not to use all of it, every time] Lord Cumberbatch or, rather brilliantly, Cumberlord.

(Random fact I read in the Radio Times and wanted to share.)

Friday, 9 December 2011

D'you know what's weird...

having a different song in each earphone.

'specially when one's Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya(etc) and the other's Paradise city




by the way...

YouTube Player



On June 16th, 2011, YouTube enabled a custom flash player for the original Nyan Cat video that showed an animated mini Nyan Cat flying across the progress bar with a rainbow trail. A screen shot was posted to Reddit[21] the same day. On 5th of July 2011, YouTube made a global update on video player user interface and to everyone’s disappointment the Nyan Cat custom progress bar was permanently removed.

YouTube’s progress bar ports


Nyan Cat became an inspiration for many theme artists and programmers, who managed to design themes and homebrew modifications featuring this popular meme on a wide range of platforms. Quite remarkable are the efforts made by some developers to recreate YouTube’s progress bar and integrate it to different operating systems as a fancy replacement for some user interface elements. On June 24th, 2011 InstantElevatorMusic (@instantelevator) released Nyan Cat Progress Bar, a modification for Windows default progress bars.[24]




Also, on 19th of July 2011, Nikos Lykousas (@dummydev) released NyanSliders for jailbroken apple devices, a tweak which aims at replacing any slider in iOS with an animating Nyan Cat leaving rainbow trail, just like the original YouTube progress bar.[25][26]


(nabbed off http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nyan-cat-pop-tart-cat#fnr17)

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Monday, 14 November 2011

overheard conversation of the day:

"... so, when did you realise you were mad?"
"when I woke up married to a pineapple - an ugly pineapple..."

Friday, 11 November 2011

Rememberance

Isn't silence loud.

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

I've been occupied.

Yep. Anti-capitalist tent dwellers have pitched up on my site.
Ah, well...

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles on a Thundering Typhoon

Here's some Captain Haddocks:


Tintin was fantastic. Better than the trailer made it look. The animation cleverly makes the characters look real but with Hergé faces (noses in particular), it's got everything you expect from Tintin; action (look out for the dockside cranes and a couple of car-chases...), adventure, humour, Captain Haddock shouting creative insults. I'm not going to tell you too much in case I give the story away but- (as you may know) it combines The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure with elements of The Crab Withe The Golden Claws there are references to the other books too and several characters (even fairly minor ones) are included and faithfully copied from the book. The title sequence is brilliant as is the very beginning of the actual film- Tintin is having his portrait done by an artist in a market; the artist holds up his portrait- it's a proper Hergé Tintin (like the books) it's at this point you realise the pictures pinned on a board in the background are all characters from the book or Hergé-style people at least, then I realised- the artist looks like Hergé, I like that. Other things I liked; Haddock as a Scotsman, Tintin's typewriter collection, Snowy (etc, etc.). I think there's one thing I didn't like Bianca Castafiore (who has an asteroid named after her- 1683 Castafiore) isn't singing The Jewel Song (oh and the 3D wasn't really necessary).

Anyway- Go Watch It - NOW
 
They really should make another one, perhaps based on Destination Moon and Explorers on the Moon...


Tuesday, 1 November 2011

4 of the best Belgian Things

In no particular order
  • Tintin
  • Poirot
  • Smurfs
  • Chocolate
I mention this as I'm going to see that new Tintin film later... will it live up to Hergé's brilliance?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

my new favourite band are puppets

It's the Muppet rock band Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

look 'em up on the you tubes

Today's 'Today' was a good 'Today', today...

This morning's Today on radio 4 was of those funny ones I like: John Humphries was compared to a man who, annoyed, once kicked a piano off stage- apparently John did something similar to a computer; John also introduced a piece on rugby saying something along the lines of "the big rugby news has been England being knocked out of the world cup, but there's been other news- blink and you'd've missed it- Wales WON!" (he seems humourously annoyed at the lack of coverage of welsh rugby"; then there were several jokes in a piece on inventions; and John, interviewing a woman about women in 'the boardroom', asked Sarah Montague her opinion, turning int into a 3-way conversation rather than a simple interview.
what funs!

Monday, 10 October 2011

my new favourite thing:

it has KITT, and a transformer/clown-thing and Yogi Bear and some Mr Men, and, and...

nderfull!

Friday, 30 September 2011

I like Google...

It includes this option when doing some google account/profile form thing I did the other day

Monday, 26 September 2011

oooh.

I'm going to enter a cartoonist competion in i, I could get published in a NATIONAL NEWSPAPER!!! (if I win)

Thursday, 7 July 2011

There are funny things available on the interwebs...

...like this (from a fun site I just discovered) http://mycardboardlife.com/2010/10/23/bff-application/ It's a sort of friendship application form- you can buy them!! (four quid I think it is, for fifty)